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Out of Contexts – June 2016

“I don’t care if you lie, I care about your Spanish. Lie if you want.” – Sra. Franklin “In bibliographies, URLs are Utterly Ridiculously Loserish.” – Mr. Meng “Did Plato invent Play-Dough? I don’t know. Probably not.” – Mr. Meng “Can you imagine if squirrels went to school? [pause] I think about that a lot.” – Mr. Tang “Back … Continue reading

Weight of Justin Trudeau’s Ego Leads to Rideau St. Sinkhole
Canadian Politics / Satire

Weight of Justin Trudeau’s Ego Leads to Rideau St. Sinkhole

By Matija Stojanovic Inspired by a comment on the CBC website by someone named “CanadianHawk12” OTTAWA – Geologists and conservatives alike agree on an origin theory for the Rideau St. Sinkhole, which covers much of the block, but tragically missed the nearby McDonalds. It is suspected that the Ski Instructor/Prime Minister’s arrogance leaked out from … Continue reading