By Leah Zhao:
Pisces (February 19 -March 20) – School has been weighing you down lately. Relax and take a breather! It’s
only the beginning of this semester. Go outside, get some fresh air, and then go back to your school work.
You’ll feel refreshed, energized, and totally ready to fight for those marks… You’ll need the energy too,
especially if you’re taking calculus.
Aries (March 21-April 19) – So there’s been a lot of drama lately, and all these rumours have been really
irritating you. Your best shot is to ignore these people and find solace in friends who don’t judge and are
ready to have a good time no matter what. The others? Well, the best revenge is to avoid liking their
Taurus (April 20-May 20) – Watch your back because you’ll never know who’s out to get you! You give
your trust way too easily and this month might be when your honesty and trust backfires. Be careful of
what you say and who you say things to. If you’re not careful, you might be in for a nasty surprise
involving crab-apples, Angry Birds, and feather dusters.
Gemini (May 21 -June 20) – Lately you’ve spent a great deal of time worrying about those around you. This
month you’ll realize that the personal problems you’ve been avoiding are catching up to you. Re-evaluate
your priorities, let your friends solve their own problems, and make sure you tackle your own troubles
before they grow King Kong-sized.
Cancer (June 21 -July 22) – You will find yourself falling for that cutie in your morning class. Don’t just
stare, approach your crush and get them talking! You might be surprised to find that the person you’ve
been eyeing has noticed you too. But just remember, it’s impolite to stalk them.
Leo (July 23 -August 22) – Take a step back and think about the way you’ve been treating the people around
you. It will become clear that in the past month, you haven’t been the fairest or most understanding of
people. But don’t worry, it’s not too late. Make the appropriate amends and smile at others a little more
often. You will soon find that the people who you usually don’t get along with are actually much friendlier
and sweeter than you originally made them out to be! Bribing them with chocolate also helps, too.
Virgo (August 23 -September 22) – In the near future, you will be faced with a plethora of events that are
potentially life-changing. It’s natural to be a little freaked out, but don’t let that fear stop you from doing
what you truly love. As world-renowned rock band The Fray sings, “Sometimes the hardest thing and the
right thing are the same”. So do the right thing and make the necessary changes to your life! And stop
listening to The Fray.
Libra (September 23 -October 22) – Decisions, decisions, decisions. The worst way to deal with a looming
decision is to do nothing at all. You will find yourself with many decisions to make this month. Although the
choices may seem daunting at first, do a little research and the answer will come naturally to you.
Alternatively, close your eyes and jab blindly at your paper. Best of luck!
Scorpio (October 23 -November 21) – Recently you’ve noticed that you’ve been drifting apart from some of
the people you really care about. This is the time to reconnect and revitalize fading relationships. There was
a reason why you connected with those people in the first place and there is no reason why that connection
should suddenly disappear now. Unless, of course, they’ve started to sing “Friday” on every day of the week.
Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21) – The next couple of weeks will be nothing short of entertaining
and memorable. The experiences you are about to have will be pretty amazing and you will learn a great
deal about yourself if you stay alert; I suggest copious amounts of coffee. Just try not to get too caught
up in the excitement and the buzz (read: caffeine rush)!
Capricorn (December 22 -January 19) – Okay so this year hasn’t been the most interesting, but things are
about to take a turn from Mundane Street to Awesome Avenue. You are in charge of your life, so if you
want to change the progression of events, all you have to do is steer towards the desired direction! You’ll
be surprised at how much you can achieve if you take an active role in your life. Of course, seat belts and
airbags are still a must.
Aquarius (January 20 -February 18) – You’ll have a lot of fun in the next couple of weeks! You might even
think that they will be some of the best days of your life. Remember, just keep smiling and do what you
enjoy the most and you will never run out of opportunities for amazing-ness. Hitch a ride with a Capricorn.