How To Build a Frankenboyfriend

By Emmy Fu   Bake each plastic limb at 450 degrees Fahrenheit until golden brown while mixing one polyester hair strand in every two minutes. Do not overcook. Repeat: do not overcook.   (In the case of overcooking, inject 250 mL of Hugo Boss cologne into the right forearm to negate the burning smell.)   … Continue reading How To Build a Frankenboyfriend

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