Fall 2017 Horoscopes

By Miasya Bulger Aries: March 21 - April 19 Beware of the colour orange; it catches your eye this month. Make sure to flick the light switch on using your left hand, and off with your right, or else you’ll forget how to conjugate present subjunctive verbs in French class. Lastly, only use masking tape … Continue reading Fall 2017 Horoscopes

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Horoscopes – April 2017

By the all-seeing Miasya Bulger Aries: March 21 - April 19 Next time you drop your pen, it will point to something important. Think of what it means to you, or else the number Five will become unlucky. Enjoy baths instead of showers next Thursday, or else you will receive an unwelcome visitor. Taurus: April … Continue reading Horoscopes – April 2017