How to Flush a Toilet

By Peter Kim One day, a student eats corn-and-beans-in-a-beeef-burrito-with-extra-cheese for lunch. During his third period English class, his stomach starts acting strangely; the classroom, sometimes silent, hears the sound of his grumbling stomach; the abdominal pain, so unbearable, surges and takes over his thoughts. He raises his hand and goes into the hall. His mind … Continue reading How to Flush a Toilet

Weight of Justin Trudeau’s Ego Leads to Rideau St. Sinkhole

By Matija Stojanovic Inspired by a comment on the CBC website by someone named "CanadianHawk12" OTTAWA - Geologists and conservatives alike agree on an origin theory for the Rideau St. Sinkhole, which covers much of the block, but tragically missed the nearby McDonalds. It is suspected that the Ski Instructor/Prime Minister's arrogance leaked out from … Continue reading Weight of Justin Trudeau’s Ego Leads to Rideau St. Sinkhole